My weird dating story happened when I was using a dating hookup service.  They hooked me up with a gentleman who had alopecia (no body hair).  Being a Doctor, that really wasn't an issue and for our 'date' we decided to take my dog on a walk in a forest preserve.  Very safe, no expectations.  However my dog had other ideas.  My dog was a very big yellow labrador, about 130 lbs, and we were all crammed into his Jeep.  Kip (my dog) sat behind my date, on the small backseat and proceeded to lick his (bald) head on the drive to the forest preserve.  Not just little puppy kisses, but full out wet slobbery ones.  I kept trying to get him to stop, but for whatever reason he couldn't get enough of this man's head. Needless to say, I opt for restaurants for a first date anymore.